Thursday, September 13, 2007

My Most Embarassing Moment

Baby Sasha N Mom has revealed to us her most paiseh moment and wanted to know about mine.

Frankly, I can't think of any, Perhaps I am thick-skinned? I mean, I am sure every girl in high-school had their moments of the 'Red Attack'. In fact, it happened to me numerous times. So, instead of trying to be more careful, I always had a sweater with me for cover-ups.

Oh, talking about that, I think I have one now. I was taking this pill called Xenical many, many years ago. (Note I did mention in my previous post that I whack any kind of slimming pills! I know! I know! They are bad for me and not that I need it. Am not taking any now.) One of the side effects of Xenical is uncontrollable anal discharges, so taking this drug could well result in embarrassing situations. Other possible effects are oily stools, loss of bowel control, diarrhea rectal pain, liver inflammation and fatigue.

I had the first three. Was sitting in at my desk in the office, when suddenly I felt I needed to pass the gas. You know when you can do that safely, and feel that it is a mini bomb, you'll try to be careful not to make any noise and do it anyway? Well, I did that, and then I felt warm, and a little wet.

Darn. Ran to the toilet. Maybe if it was the monthly I could have cleaned it up, but no! This was OIL! Now what was I supposed to do?! Soaked up what I possibly could with lots of toilet papers, and unless my skirt was given a thorough wash, the oil stain won't budge. So what I did was I wrapped my cardigan around my waist for the rest of the day, and braved the air-conditioning through chattering teeth and dimpled skin.

There. Did I spoil your meal? I hope I did, hehehe. So, these mummies here, care to tell about yours?

Chumsy's Mummy
Lil'Devil
Baby Shern

8 comments:

shern's mom said...

haha,
i know exactly what you mean.
i tried xenical before. even a fart send me straight to the toilet.

now, i'll have to think of my most embarrassed moment.

Sweetpea said...

haha, you too?! dread the fact the liners didn't help much too if the meal was really oily :P

NomadicMom said...

Hey! I've also tried xenical before. D@mn scary one leh.. You see it floating about in the toilet bowl some more.. ORange Colour one wor...

Sweetpea said...

nomadicmom - wow! i didn't realize quite a lot of us took it huh? yeah, orange in colour! and it is damn difficult to get the stain off!

Sasha said...

i took xenical last time too and i know what u mean with the OIL thinggy....wuah esp after makan KFC...

Sweetpea said...

sasha! wat do u need xenical for?!

janicepa said...

i never try this b4.. mayb i shud start trying eh ..

Sweetpea said...

janicepa - just have Plan A and Plan B prepared, e.g. liners and cardigan :)