Thursday, July 31, 2008

Where's the soap?

Don't we have any? We should have some here. ( Slid open the mirror cabinet)

See, I use liquid soap, he likes soap bars.

Trust him not to see the Dove twin bars staring right back at him, eye level. Are males, or is it only mine, has only one vision on one thing? Like if he likes hard boiled eggs in the morning, couldn't he see that poached, scrambled, soft-boiled, sunny side up, fried, Benedict, are also very tasty, if not more?

I was intrigued, really wanted to pick his mind at that moment. Was his brain only processing on one visual, that is one bar of soap? Whether it was a wrapped bar, boxed, or naked (veggie soaps, no wrappings), that is irrelevant. Therefore when I bought this twin pack, it didn't register to him that it would look different.

Hhmmm.... if I opt for Botox, I think it may be a waste of money. But if I up my boobs size, whaddaya reckon?

Anyway, I pointed out the soaps to him and said aloud What would you do without me? And he just took the soaps, studying them, and looked rather perplexed. Hahahahahaaa!!!

Ps. I guess I should be thankful that he doesn't go for different tastes. Who knows there may be the Aussie Sheilas, tangkachis or piao meis...

4 comments:

janice said...

ya... mayb get ur boobs done and see if he'll notice it.. wakakaka...

Joking !!..

Anonymous said...

hahahahah.. cos he's just too heavily relied on u that he doesnt bother to put more effort.. got good n bad one.. :)

Anonymous said...

maybe he didnt know the Dove bars as soap for washing hands. he might think that Dove is for washing hand mah.

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