Macam macam orang at work

Customer One
Asian boyfriend came in to buy 'stain remover' for Asian girlfriend. I asked what kind. He said for hair dye on her hands. So I told him to get his gf into the shop. She came in and looking kinda embarassed, showed me her hands. Both palms all brown. I tried nail polish remover with acetone on her, cannot. Then tried the traditional and natural eucalyptus oil, also cannot. I know for sure cannot lor, as she said she left it for at least 3 hours. I asked her why don't use gloves leh? She said cannot find. Aah, good lah. I told her good luck lor. Unless the salons have a 'cure', she might as well have brown palms for a good few weeks. Mana otak?

Customer Two
Big burly guy came in for analgesics for tooth ache. Recognizing him from a month ago buying a bottle of toothache drop, I asked him if he went to the dentist. Coz the last time I saw him, he shivered in pain and looked terrible. He said he got some antibiotics, ok for a while, and now the pain is back. And I told him he needed to get something done about it. He sheepishly told me he was scared. Of needles or the drill perhaps? But I had to stop myself from laughing lor. Why? Because his arms was FULL OF TATTOOS!! Like this also can?

But come to think of it, actually men are more sooky-la-la than women, don't you think so? My hubby is terrified of needles too.

Customer Three
Cute guy came in asking for vaginal douche. I showed him the section where we keep the empty douches and disposable ones. He looked at both and asked me the difference. I said the empty one he can use clean water or whatever needed to douche and can re-use the bottle. The disposable one, obviously one time use and throw lar. He asked me if the disposable one can be used in the 'back passage'. I said, well, if it's safe enough to be used in front, I don't see why not. Then he told me it's for himself. :))))) Sayang or not? Cute leh.