Friday, June 15, 2007

Hey, see this? I've won Lottery wor.....

I have been receiving many of these emails lately, and if each and every one is real, you can kiss my feet. I am a millionaire, many times over.

I'll fly every one of you in my list first class to Melbourne, or what the heck, hold a competition of some kind, one lucky blogger will share half the money with me. Nice hor? SO generous of me. Then comes this sentence. IF ONLY...

I have never seen a worse kind of official announcement, drafted as such, disregarding the upper and lower cases, the use of paragraphs, the uneven dotted lines, everything. DO at least con with style... jeeeezzz!


292, Upper Richmond Rd West,
East Sheen, London, SW14 7JG
United Kingdom

TRACK N繙: 51024060210


This is to inform you that have been selected for a cash prize of 瞿500,000.00
( FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS) programs held on the 12THOF JUNE , 2007 in the London U.K.
The selection process was carried out through random selection in ourcomputerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over250,000email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

The UK National Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board andalso Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators(IAGR). This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitizethepublic.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claimsofficer through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:
Mr.Vendrich Anderson
292, Upper Richmond Rd West,
East Sheen, London, SW14 7JG
United Kingdom
Email: (
Fax: Fax: 44-87-1247-2187
Phone Number: +44 7031-9426-15
For further enquiries Please call us (10.00am to 5.30 pm londonStandardTime
contact him, please provide him with your secret pin code x7pwyz2006and
your reference number BCLY:12052006/21.
You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:

Claims Requirements:
1Name in full-------------------------------------------------------------------
all winnings not claim on or before 26TH of JUNE would be revoked.
Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from thepublicto avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT)pending the transfer/claim byWinner.

*Winner under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified.
*Staff of all Companies in the UK are not to partake in this EmailPromotional Lottery.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

(Lottery Manager)


Health Freak Mommy said...

Hey, i'd also received such spam emails a couple of times announcing that I had won a few million bucks in Lotto. Like I will believe, cheh.

KeV's wAlKAbOuT said...

Hiya! I got alot of such email too! Sometimes I just wish like replying back to them with *&^%$ email! LOL

Sweetpea said...

HFM - then i guess everyone that owns a humble computer will be at least obscenely rich! hor?!

kev - me too! it was at my fingertips to reply a nasty note! but i thot i'd better just be a good girl and not stir up trouble, eh?

mott said...

how come your one come from england one all come from saudi arabia or africa...!!!!!!!

Sweetpea said...

eh, nigeria and china pun ada, but not lottery lar, other forms of 'good income' for me. as if..

Anonymous said...

Ahh if only they were real. hehe

Che-Cheh said...

Anonymous = Che-Cheh :)

The New Parent said...

Hi SP--so much spam, so little time to respond.

They come from all over. Such a silly con.

Sweetpea said...

che-cheh - in truth, if it was real, i would have kept VERY quiet :)

TNP - if i do not delete my spam box in 24hours, it would have held hundreds of them.. how outrageous!

AceOne118 said...

Everyday i got receive this type of lottery wan. That means I multi billion "hair" ledi lar!!!! wakakaka

Sweetpea said...

yinsi hairy gorilla!