Thursday, July 26, 2007

Have a break, have a Kit-Kat

Moses and Jesus were playing golf.

Moses used a five iron golf club and didn't do well with his turn. It was then Jesus' turn.

Jesus took a five iron from his Callaway cart bag and said 'Tiger Woods would have used five iron for this shot.' Moses was surprised and advised Jesus to use four iron. Jesus stuck to his decision.

Meanwhile, another golfer saw their game and walked over to Moses while Jesus got ready for his shot. 'Who does he think he is? Jesus Christ?!" To which Moses replied, shaking his head 'He is Jesus. He just thinks he is Tiger Woods.'


Simple American said...

Are you a golfer? Are just a joker? :P

It is a cute one. :)

Sweetpea said...

am no golfer, although i did try swinging the clubs once when i was about 10 :)

Mommy to Chumsy said...

hahahhahahahh..that's funny.