Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Chinese are Budgie Smugglers

We went swimming today, and while all the time I noticed there aren't many guys wearing the speedos anymore, once in a while there may be an uncle who thinks he's still hot. You know, like Tom Jones.

Then again, they don't quite look that awkward in their speedos, mainly because I think their receding hairline and waistlines draw more attention than what they are wearing. But the Chinese. Well, I don't know where they are from, but judging by the way they look, their hairstyle, type of swimwear they choose to wear or how they dress their children, I can quite safely say they are not from Malaysia, Singapore and Hong Kong lah! By no means I am discriminating here, it's just an observation on my part.

The ladies will wear some kind of floral one piece suit, which I'd probably wore when I had my first swimwear, e.g. Mom chose it for me, I didn't choose it myself! The men! Now the men are SO typical. I have friends whose hubbies wore boardshorts, maybe they have a speedo underneath it, but so far I have never seen someone I know show off his legs and errrmm... budgie. The Aussie guys, needless to say, the boardies are an 'IN' thing.

So, the Chinese men. I just saw one this morning, his budgie was screaming to get out! Well, not that he was excited and all that, but one can clearly notice his budgie underneath the light blue and white shorts that stuck to him like second skin.

Fellow Aussies that go to the pool, take a look around you next time and proof me wrong!


AceOne118 said...

Eh, can swim with shorts anot ar?

Sasha said...

Sandeee...that was aceone la! hahahahahahahhahah

mott said...


grosssssssssssssssssssss to the max!

Sweetpea said...

aceone - can. here they are not so strict, can swim even with T-shirt on, so long as they have appropriate swimwear underneath.

sasha - oooo. yakah? hmmm... so can i comment that he is well-endowed then? kakakkkakakaka!!

mott - i know. so chinapek!