Help me stop eating!

I have been back to my hometown for less than a week and I am already eating like nobody's business. How am I supposed to continue avoiding all the delicious local food for another three weeks?!

I had better go get some extra help, that is, diet pills, to help suppress my appetite. I know myself best. I am usually not hungry, but an excellent binger, which doesn't help at all if I want to fit into that evening frock for the next weekend at my nephew's wedding.

I will stop bingeing tomorrow. I will stop bingeing tomorrow...